Ciber-Anedotário #01

September 5th, 2010


Goya, gravura n36, Desastre de la Guerra (Sebastião Peixoto)

Grandes perguntas da humanidade: vai comer aqui ou é pra levar?
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Diz a lenda que algumas lendas não dizem absolutamente nada.
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Deus não é aquilo que vai no infinito e no além. O nome disso é Buzz Lightyear. Deus é outra coisa.
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Mais complexo do que pensar se existe vida fora da Terra, é pensar se existe vida dentro. Eu nunca vi um homem-minhoca, você já?
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Sou apaixonado por você! O problema é que você sempre só fala a mesma coisa, querida secretária eletrônica.
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Um alien de nome Haythryhuhs reivindica na justiça interplanetária a autoria da frase “Terra à vista!”. Colombo não quis se pronunciar.
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Um dia o homem falou: “posso comprar tudo com dinheiro, menos… mais dinheiro!”, então inventou a bolsa de valores.
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O dia em que as formigas inventarem transporte coletivo será a prova que a raça humana não é a pior das espécies.
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Um pessimista vê um copo meio vazio, um peixe vê no copo um lugar do caralho para fazer um sexo.
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A carapuça serviu, agora vamos roubar a porra desse banco e fugir da cidade.

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  1. Wellington on September 6, 2010 15:00

    Muito bom, mas “mais complexo do que pensar se existe vida fora da Terra, é pensar se existe vida dentro. Eu nunca vi um homem-minhoca, você já?”, não ficaria melhor com “vida inteligente”?

  2. André HP on September 7, 2010 02:35

    @Wellington
    Bem observado. Valeu! ;)

  3. Marco on September 8, 2010 08:08

    Mandou bem!

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  29. Inã on April 16, 2011 23:13

    Achei essa imagem muito foda!

    Quanto as frases, elas me deixaram confuso, rs.

    Abraços

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